"We killed Quack Quack!"

[Johnny Knoxwille]

"Don't tell me to fuck off, say 'jackass!'"

[Johnny Knoxwille]

"There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity"

[Johnny Knoxwille]

"You have to be an idiot to try this"

[Bam Margera]

"coz he's fucking brave that's why"

"Do it again bitch!"

"its alright it will be funny later"

[Brandon DiCamillo]

"Don't touch me, I'm diabetic."

[Brandon DiCamillo]

"You look cool Steve-0."

[Chris Pontius]

"That's not Christian!"

[Chris Pontius]

"Fuck you! Fuck you's what happenend!"

[Steve-O]

[Steve-O]

 "Your an Idiot"

[Ryan Dunn]

"I'm about to hit some haggard backwoods crap."

[Ryan Dunn]

"Auch my head!"

[Dave England]

"You know who's the best at this? I am."

[Dave England]

"Oh! I pinched my nut!"

[Ehren McGhehey]

"That's Tandem Biking for ya."

[Ehren McGhehey]

"I feel pretty!"

[Johnny Knoxwille]

"You look like an egg with legs coming out it."

"I am serously gonna die right now"

"No one said to do it again at all!"

[Brandon DiCamillo]

"You're not even Mexican!"

[Chris Pontius]

"Steve-o, i don't like the man,... he lost!"

[Chris Pontius]

 "The Hole Point is, lets close the Trap-door"

"I'm Ryan Dunn and I'm surrounded by morons."

[Ryan Dunn]

"I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a STUPID IDEA." 

[Ryan Dunn]

"Cooking, is such a pleasure." 

[Dave England]

"I gotta take a shit pretty bad."

[Dave England]

 "I get it, your the strong silent type"

[Ehren McGhehey]

"This is the meter place....this is the enemy!"

[Ehren McGhehey]